spoon

a gay person that names themself after a utensil. usually in love with with someone called ellie

kai: haha spoon

joe: haha spoon
ellie: haha spoon
spoon: *gay noises*

by Fred L ero September 30, 2020

spoon

the worlds deadliest weapon

AHHHH HES GOT A.. A A SPOON

by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023

spoon

An asshole.

Asshole variability determines the size spoon you are. Some people are even considered ladles.

Devin Devito is such a spoon. Actually, he's a ladle.

by UL Honors Student March 30, 2005

spoon

Adult term: either to just be held, or held with clothed action, not penetration, not oral, boning, layered clothing action. Or an adult love without touching, "yin yangin. In love."

"They fixin ta spoon, call them a cab."

by noixz January 15, 2009

spoon

A Stupid person, an idiot, When someone does something stupid.

"Ah ya spoon, ya!"
"OMG you are such a spoon"

by Whalespank July 30, 2006

spoon

1. Metal, curved silverware, commonly used for eating cereal.

2. A substitute for an interjection like "Ohh yeah!" or "Woo hoo!"

1. Jimmy, get that spoon out of your anus!

2. I just passed my urine test, SPOON!

by Weirdboyscott January 7, 2003

spoon

to kiss.

Oh, that is an old definition from a standard dictionary. If you like watching old movies this is probably what they mean.

She had nice gams, but the moll also had a look in her eye that told me this was no time to spoon.

by Denonotative March 24, 2004