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Spanglish

Too lazy to actually speak full Spanish but not wanting to speak full English.
Man: Can I get a McDouble no queso por favor thanks, wow I feel more Mexican already."

Server: Wow you speak mighty fluent Spanglish.
by randomboxinapenis09 April 30, 2016
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sponging

Wanting to have sex with someone's brain (sponge matter) when they display incredible and epic intellect.
Dude, Rachel Maddow's joke last night made me want to pop her brain out of her head and sponge it.

That professor's superior use of French and German makes me wanna sponge him all over the classroom.

Sponging is how nerds get constant action.
by Gary and Loraine August 17, 2009
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corpus spongiosum

"look at my corpus spongiosum" says the man to the pretty woman
by setitoff December 26, 2013
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Spongwibble

1. The condition caused when a Spong is given more than two options to choose from.

2. A complete state of mental fugue brought on by excessive overindulgence in alcohol and/or drugs.
Example 1:

Burgerslave: "What side do you want with that, beans, BBQ beans or coleslaw"?

Spong: "..............................."????

Example 2:

"Look at the state of you, 6 pints, 2 shots and a spliff and you're spongwibbled".
by Zipraker August 7, 2010
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Sponglemopper

The person responsible for mopping up stray jizz on a porn set.
Jimmy was shocked when Tracy refused to clear up his jizz after he blew his load all over the bed.

"Do I look like your sponglemopper, you messy assclown?"
by Gronksucker February 7, 2019
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Spinglish

The act of being fluent in both Spanish and English
She is spinglish
by Cullow April 1, 2019
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Sponlivier

Cripled by the "Meep" addiction, a Sponlivier Spon-Olivier is a feral creature which holds deep knowledge on the occult. Summoning a Sponlivier is not an easy task and can result in the repossession of your soul.

The only way known to man to hold off one of these foul creature is as follows.
Create a hole on a paved road (often called "nid de poule" by it's native tongue) and wait for it's charriot to be stopped by it.
I wanted to fix my issue I've been having with the xbox app so first thing that came to my mind was "well occult knowledge should have this covered" and summoned a Sponlivier. Let me tell you, I don't know if my soul was worth it but my issue sure is fixed.
by Ilumanatee360 March 23, 2022
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