Spokane

Noun. A large metropolitan area, the largest city in Eastern Washington. Known for its meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth and homeless people.

A city once known for its Hoopfest tournaments, but ever since the diarrhea tsunami hit the small town, it is now colloquially referred to as "Poopfest".

"Hey babe, would you like to go to Spokane with me?"
"Idk. I guess so. Maybe we could go get high on meth and fuck for 3 days then come back home?"
"Good ol' Spokane."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper August 29, 2023

Spokane

A city in Washington State.

See also: Shithole

Spokane is a major shithole in Washington state

by all-hail-cthulhu January 4, 2026

Spokane Shoehorn

A sexual maneuver involving the insertion of a gentleman's testes and scrotum into a lady's vagina during coitus. The maneuver can be accomplished manually or with the aid of a shoehorn, giving rise to the maneuver's name as well as the oft-quoted saying "sometimes you just have to shoehorn them in there."

Steve: "I gave her the ole Spokane Shoehorn last night!"
Ryan: "Ladies love a man with flexible balls. Have you tried the anal Spokane Shoehorn?"
Steve: "The Spokane Valley Shoehorn?! I thought that was a myth."
Ryan: "No, it's real. My brother's friend's dad performed the first one in 1974."

by Bobby A. Smith August 20, 2013

Spokane Cocaine

Methamphetamine manufactured in a bathtub or any number of rudimentary fashions around the Ozarks region.

Slang coined by legendary bluegrass band Big Smith "Trash"

You come to Nixa
The fuzz'll fix ya
Yea the Spokane Cocaine it'll six ya
Cause the redneck knows how the greenbacks flow
They got their bathtubs dopin' up the hicks, yeah

by Maxxpowers January 14, 2013

Spokane Gangster

White young male high school age from a 100% white community, acting "ghetto". Driving 87' Chevy Beretta with one hubcap and windows down. Blasting Jay-Z etc.

Marc is acting like a true "Spokane Gangster".

by PiwoWarka April 27, 2009

Spokane, Wa

A place where white people think they are black, and black people wish they weren't.

Spokane, wa....enough said

by King of da Blumpkins9 March 5, 2010

Spokane biscotti

An eastern Washington variation on the common breakfast tradition of biscotti and cappuccino, the Spokane biscotti features a cup of hot gas station coffee stirred with a hot dog, typically procured from the same gas station. This regional delicacy most commonly includes a hot dog with a bun, though a slightly stale bun is desired for a bit of crunch. Purists will forgo the bun entirely and just dip the bare weiner.

Some would say that a Spokane biscotti is invalid if it does not come in a styrofoam cup.

The Chevron on 4th and Maple has the best Spokane biscotti east of Ritzville!

by PotatoeBandit August 22, 2019