splorch

Spooge, cum, semen, ejaculate. SPLORCH!

I splorched all over that bitch's face and in her hair.

by Bart Wilkins March 25, 2003

splerch

when you make a spitty-farting noise from your mouth when laughing

I was trying to laugh quietly but I splerched

by splerch at phan April 6, 2015

splunch

The meal you have when you get home from school or work that is after lunch but before supper.

Michelle splunched on cookies.

by Marianne Perkowski March 7, 2007

splursh

To purposely spray matter (usually food) from one's mouth onto another person in act of retaliation, revenge, or pure pleasure.

"Eww Hannah! You splurshed sunflower seed stuff all over me!"

by rebelkid4ever May 8, 2008

splunch

A slap mixed with a punch only happening to those named Dave. This does not hurt but turns his ears red.

Weston splunched Dave in the forehead, pissing Dave off till his ears were red.

by Alans poker Crew January 22, 2009

splurgh

When you're just about to sneeze, but for some strange reason you don't. Then, just when you put your tissue away, a sneeze explodes from your nose, covering the nearest person in delicious green snot.

John: Huhhhh----
*Holds a tissue up to his nose and gets ready*
*Nothing*
John: What? *puts tissue away*
Steven: Hey man, what's going on?
John: CHOO!!
*Steven is drowning in snot*
Steven: Oh man, that's one hell of a splurgh.

by jewtube November 11, 2009

Splarch

Splarch is a word to replace a noun in any given sentence. It was originally used in a sentence by the Litwinovich and Guinesso Family. More than often, splarch is used to confuse elders and sound like a fairly grotesque word. One can use splarch to replace any noun whatsoever...cat, dog, faucet, DNA, book, etc.

Parent: Hey, can you get me a bagel?
Teen: Is it in the splarch or the freezer?

Kid: Can I have a towel, I'm gonna jump in the splarch.

Friend: hey, I just got the new Google app!
Friend 2: Oh, come on! That app's a peice of splarch. (as to replace "junk")

Person: he is such a splarch-gargler.

by Wa-Tah! August 3, 2013