Nola-splaining

When someone tells you how shit you are at something, without acknowledging you’re feelings, or the fact that you don’t care about this opinion.
It’s only Nola-splaining when the opinion is in no way whatsoever constructive or useful

P1: “oh look, I made this drawing”
P2: “it’s really bad”
P1: “what? Why?”
P2: “it just... looks bad.”
P3: “god she’s Nola-splaining again.”

by Angry friend. August 20, 2019

Yoinky Sploinky day

The 6th of September is Yoinky Sploinky day where you must kill as many people as possible in a vehicle. Extra points for evading police.

“Ayo bro I haven’t committed vehicular manslaughter yet””what are you talking about?””its yoinky sploinky day”

by Sanstheskelet0n November 1, 2021

Splinge

Gaps in the hairstyle fringe

Fix your hair you have a splinge

by Flade June 13, 2015

bloody sploicers

(1) The main enemy in Bioshock.

(2) One who splices things and stuff.

God Damn bloody sploicers sealed johny in! Gaaahhd damn sploicers!

by garrusvalhala January 1, 2008

Dick Splinter

A small piece of wood that gets stuck into the folds of a penis after having sex through or with an object made of wood.

Having sex through a wooden door with no doorknob may result in a painful dick splinter. Other potential risks of obtaining a dick splinter occurs while fornicating with: a chair, a tree, or the frame of a house.

by XCPLeprechaun July 1, 2011

Yoinky Sploinky

dat one dance

"Hit that yoinky sploinky"

by hit dat yoinky sploinky June 3, 2021

Splintercourse

The act of having intercourse on an unfinished wooden surface.

Last night Richard and I had awesome splintercourse on the edge of his wooden hot tub...ouch. Do you have any tweezers?

by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels February 18, 2009