Spocker

When you spread your fingers like spock and stick you pinky and ring finger in the ass while your pointer and middle finger in the pussy

Last night i taught my girlfriend all about the Spocker.

by DRE B. January 1, 2010

Spocker

A form of fingering where two fingers are inserted into the vagina and two fingers are inserted into the anus. The fingers used are on one hand making the Spock sign from Star Trek

I used the shocker, the rocker, and the spocker on that chick!

by Dr. Deejay Narnar January 15, 2011

Splonker

A rather rare term used specificly for a person who is really a wanker but actually posses no cock with which to toss off with. Also similar to plonker but rather different as it is actually a reference to a pertruding object centered on someones forehead. Also known as a Townly

Person sitting next to a guy: You know you are a real splonker
That person: Yo who you calling black
Person sitting next to a guy: I didnt say black you jackass i said splonker you retareded anal dwelling but monkey, aka Townley

by Guy in a chair February 10, 2007

Spocker

The spocker is a lot like the shocker. Using the index and middle finger in the vagaina, and the ring and pinky fingers in the anus.

Spocker is an advanced technique not for the timid.

If advanced, thumb can be used for courtesey.

I used the spocker on her

by Shayne May 20, 2004

spocker

kind of like the shocker, except 2 fingers in the ass.

Going to town,with 2 in the brown.

by The Dave May 13, 2005

Double Spocker

Using both hands to engage in the "Spocker"

You scared her off man, you can't pop the Double Spocker on her right away.

by writersblockade March 18, 2009

spocker

the extreme version of the shocker...instead of the classic two in the pink one in the stink, You simply seperate your 4 fingers into two pairs like spock from Star Trek, "live long and prosper" hand pose, before inserting two fingers in the coot and two in the boot.

that girl is such a whore i gave her the spocker and she didnt even notice

by Clay Turner June 11, 2005