flapjack splat

When a man titty fucks a woman and takes a shit on her stomach.

Your mom wanted to get kinky with me so I gave her the flapjack splat.

by Bob November 30, 2004

crow splat

To skizz all over a woman of your choice all while holding up a "THREE" in remembrance of the Intimidator Dale Earnhardt! I'm sure he would do the same thing.

I gave that rotten some crow splat on her buttcrack!!!! 3 style niggaz

by YO daddy compton November 4, 2007

Splat Trap

A subdued and less vagrant version of the widely used term "cum bucket", although they are not one in the same. The former denotes acceptance of volume while the latter indicates single serving.

While reserved mainly for those who consider themselves within the top tier of society, it is important to remember that Richard Gere did in fact snag himself a cum bucket and not a splat trap in Pretty Woman.

by Sir Kameron of the Chancellor January 17, 2015

Splat Tat

When a man ejaculates on his woman, outlines the mess with a pen or marker and the woman has the "splat" outline permanently tattooed onto her person. A Splat Tat is a sign of devotion. A commitment / relationship tattoo for the new generation. Couples can also use it in sex games. Perhaps the man can attempt to match the tattoos shape during future love sessions.

Susan has an open mind, but do you think she loves me enough to accept my splat tat.

by JJBidwell March 31, 2015

splat attack

The aftermath of severe diarrhoea whilst using the lavatory.

Jesus Christ that was a splat attack, you might want to give that a minute

by raidiohead44 August 22, 2017

Keef Splat

A small amount of keef added to the top of a loaded weed bowl to spice it up.

If you let me smoke that bowl with you, i'll add a keef splat since i'm all of out weed man.

by AK&JC November 14, 2017

oh splat!

What you would say before your inkling (or octoling) gets splatted.

CQ Cumber: You let the 8 ball fall...
Player: Oh splat!
CQ Cumber: Test failed.

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 October 28, 2018