When you're walking/riding/driving so slow that you get aggraveted by the situation, so you say "I'm speeding like a plum!". Since plums can't speed at all the direct meaning is contrasted in a sarcastic definition, emphasized as going so slow, almost stopping.
(carrying Corey in the bike)
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!
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I could NOT get to sleep last night so I took a Riflemans Sleeping Tablet and nodded off right away - it was wank durch
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To miss out on something because one doesn't realize it's full potential, usually used with the word 'on.'
Some artists aren't as well known as others, so people stay sleepin' on their music when it be really good yo.
by DarkNova December 18, 2001
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A term that is more socially accepted in certain groups of human species, as per se; social drinking or social smoking.
It takes away from the taboo stigma due to the added social perspective.
A term that is more socially accepted in certain groups of human species, as per se; social drinking or social smoking.
It takes away from the taboo stigma due to the added social perspective.
Guy 1: "Did you hear that they have been social sleeping since they hooked up on Monday?"
Guy 2: "How inappropriate! At least they are being social I guess…"
Guy 2: "How inappropriate! At least they are being social I guess…"
by Notaschrimp February 6, 2014
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My nigga came up on me straight skleezing had to put him in his place.
My nigga came up on me straight skleezing had to put him in his place.
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