Spittled

/spit-ld/

Verb

1. The act of being seduced and congregated by a lanky skinny mongo of a maths teacher and then getting shagged in the maths cupboard.

1. Person A: Wow, that maths teacher fit as fuck.
Person B: Watch out you may get spittled.

by XxxgayxxX June 21, 2019

Spittle

That little bit of cum left on your lip after a guy finishes in your mouth.

Taco Bell: “Do you need any sauces?”
Girl: “Nah, I’ll just use this little bit of spittle.”

by JTurc4 August 18, 2022

Salt Spitter

someone who does not swallow ejaculation.

I would like a blowjob but Des is a salt spitter.

by desmondos February 19, 2011

personal spittoon

a destination for the genetic effluent discharged by the male. be it another human, a container, a cloth, OR the atmosphere!!; a designated 'container' for containment/encapsulation/envelopment/collection/OR absorption and/or 'processing' of the sperm.

that jenkins babe is firecracker HOT!! -YEAH!! too bad shes' dave's personal spittoon!!

i need to 'spit'!! where is my personal spittoon??

chamber pots are no longer used, not true for the personal spittoon!!

by michael foolsley September 28, 2013

anal spitter

This is when someone cums in another persons ass and then they fart the cum out.

anal spitter- oops I farted

by Rbomb04 September 2, 2014

Butt Spittle

The liquid that comes out of your ass when you dry-ish fart. Like ass saliva or buttcrack sweat.

When you take a slo-mo video of you farting, don't get any butt spittle on my phone!

by Jean Jumps June 22, 2016

douche spittoon

A derogatory term implying someone is far "douchier" than the standard "douchiness" associated with a simple douche bag. A Douche Spittoon contains not just the contents of a rancid, purulent twat, but additionally the spent chew, phlegm, and sputum from a cowboy with horrendous oral hygiene. Alternatively a douche spittoon could contain contents of a pretentious victorian twat.

1. "Howdy, there partner, we have a warrant for the arrest of that douche spitoon, there yonder."

2. That guy gives douche bags a bad name; he is a real douche spittoon!

3. Phoebe was out of luck; as she forgot her bag, she was forced to hover over a douche spittoon to cleanse her rancid victorian twat!

by Finnster13 January 24, 2018