selleck

To have sex with a child that does not yet have pubic hair

Jesus walked in to the nursery school and sellecked the most beautiful child in the room.

by KTOG February 16, 2004

Tom Selleck

An mid 50's to 60's, mans hairy penis.

Man my sergeant's got his Tom Selleck out again.

by Jeremiah Highmont January 12, 2008

spellcheck

a completely useless tool for the dumbasses that cant spell worth crap.

I used spellcheck while on microsoft word..... it sucked.

by atomic_orpheus December 18, 2005

Tom Selleck

#1 Definition: The man/actor Tom Selleck.

#2 Definition: To conquer or defeat someone or cause injury to them or to their pride. (interchangeable with "wicked burn!")

#3 Definition: If a person is keeping it real or is Cool.

"I Tom Selleck'd my friend in the face"

"Oh snap, You just got Tom Selleck'd!!!"

"If only I was more Selleck about it, i would have had all three of them that night- at the same time"

by Mackalus October 28, 2007

Tom Selleck

When you have anal intercourse with a girl and you give her a dirty sanchez, but then she catches you by surprise by taking a dump on the spot and smears the poop on YOUR upper lip

Damn, I assfucked Sarah last night and topped it off with a dirty sanchez, but then the bitch turned around and gave me a Tom Selleck!!

by Modern War January 7, 2009

Spellchecked

To own someone with horrible spelling.

You: I went to a store for deaf people and it was really quite...
Me: Really quite what?
You: It means noise level, loser
Me: It's quiet, loser. Bam, you've been spellchecked!

by Sarge31 August 17, 2011

sphellcheck

The automatic spellcheck corrections that result in a completely different word or changes words that have been typed that look similar, but have a totally different meaning. spellcheck, hellcheck, spell, words, diction, type, smartphone, text, texting, email, google, hell, spellhell, spell hell, spell check, spell-check, sphell check

I’ve got a serious case of sphellcheck, my smartphone changes everything I type.

by joecoolthefool May 1, 2019