speedo tan

an extremely dark tan all over your body except for the thin white line left from wearing a speedo in the sun for a long period of time

Matt had such a good speedo tan from surfing in it, he wore his white skin speedo with his girl later that night.

by mattyg7 October 6, 2006

skeetoon

Noun: a receptacle for receiving semen from a distance. Term coined during a test in AP Physics

I managed to hit the skeetoon from 11 feet away

by gingervitus March 12, 2008

sweeto mcneato

Like sweeto but a higher form. Created by Eric Radloff in his hit single "Sweeto McNeato." He also created the phrase awesome possum.

Holy nuts. That hand that Talia gave me is sweeto mc neato

by John Willems August 21, 2004

Spewtoo

Tattoo on the lower back of a woman; a place or target where you can pull it out and spew on.

Wow, look at the spewtoo on that slut

see also tramp stamp

by Trailer Tim August 27, 2008

speedopolis

A word used to characterize a city as a place where everyone seems to speed.

Los Angeles is and probably always will be a total speedopolis!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2021

Spentology

The dedicated study of:

a) Spending, spentos, big spending of the universe and incorporating the word(s) Spend and Spent into as many other words/phrases as possible.

b) Active, passive and accidental spending by use of all tools and spendventory

c) Spent

Aaron: "Yo Spentos, done any study for your Spentology exam?"

Spentos: "Bro, i've got all my spendventory in my sleeping bag and i'm not moving off this couch"

Andy: "Fuck bro you'll pass for sure!"

by Professor Spendser October 17, 2008

Aikido in A Speedo

One of Steven Seagal's earliest porno movies from the 80s. In fact, it was so successful within the Japanese community that it became a series.

In the original "Aikido in a Speedo", Steven Seagal plays a womanizing aikido master who strolls around Tokyo in just a speedo during the hot summer days.

He stars in about half of the sex scenes where he costars with several Japanese girls. Only wearing his speedo, he disco dances in front of them with techno in the background as he shakes his arms up and down. Some scenes actually have him with pig tails too as opposed to just this ponytail.

After he fucks all the Japanese hos in the scene, he uses his Aikido to beat them up which later leads to him snapping their necks.

The end of the porno shows Steven Seagal wearing a black leather speedo sprinting through the streets of Tokyo at a speed of fucking FIFTY miles an hour while yelling out "AIIIIKIIIIIDO IN A SPEEDO!!!!" and also karate chopping little Japanese boys that get in his way while he keep his usual constipated face.

There have been at least 5 Aikido in a Speedo movies, and even a video game was made insipired by Grand Theft Auto - that is, Grand Theft Tokyo: Aikido in a Speedo.

-Holy crap what's that gay guy with the ponytail doing sprinting down the streets of Tokyo at 50 miles an hour while yelling "AIKIDO IN A SPEEDO!!!!!"?

-He's just filming his latest porno, Aikido in a Speedo

by KnjazVovk May 28, 2009