spankyourdogs

Someone who masturbates their dog.

"Why isn't tom coming out?"

"He's spankinghisdogs"

by Batty January 29, 2005

spankyou

It means thank you, but the cool way to say it.

Spankyou very muchly. - Thankyou very much.

by cazrew February 22, 2010

Spanny

A cross bewteen the words Spanner and Spazzy- both meaning mental head-cases. The word is used in a jokey way between friends when someone does or says something stupid.

Jules: "are the clouds in front of the moon?"
Tom: "are you being serious?! you're such a spanny!! hahaha"

by YorkeyP June 6, 2007

spankytard

spankytards trump followers

all of the spankytards love spanky's invasion of syria

by LiberalAvenger April 16, 2018

Hanky panky spanky janky

Casually used to define a piece of bread, preferably before toasting and the paler the colour, the better the hanky panky spanky janky tastes.

VIVIENNE:

"WOW! That hanky panky spanky janky tasted impeccable! For extra flavour, i added my dead husbands pubic hairs, tasted juicy and crunchy and delightful!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jess the tank engine April 29, 2020

spanky

Term of endearment referring to a male's masturbatory habits.

Hey, Spanky. You think you can drop that lotion long enough to hit the clubs tonight?

by mymindisglowing June 1, 2003

Spanky with Preston

The occasion when you have sex with a completely random girl that you drown in sweat, and being unable to bust because you are so shitfaced.

It was like I was having Spanky with Preston, eww!

by El Pene de Preston July 3, 2020