spandex monkey

Uber bicyclist completely clad in spandex. Often the spandex suit is covered with logos of corporations and other brand names to make it look as if they were sponsored racers - the irony being they actually paid to be a rolling advertisement. They often tend to be aggressive riders in inappropriate settings, like public trails.

While riding on the trail yesterday, I was passed by a clod of spandex monkeys.

by Chazzer July 18, 2007

spandex nazi

crazy fast spandex wearing skiers on cross country trails who hog the trail as they breeze past you.

(falling down) God Damn Spandex Nazi's

by Burbank May 26, 2004

Spandexcstacy

When you get your jollies from wearing spandex.

A Mix of spandex and ecstacy.

"That guy dancer has a serious case of spandexcstacy"

by DeDoiche April 21, 2006

spandexing

Something that is really awesome or sexy

Person 1: Have you played Halo 3 yet?
Person 2: Yeah, dude! It's spandexing.

by it_was_a_friday_night November 30, 2007

Spandex

The best clthing material made. It is great for looking at woman and men.

Gawd, girl you soooo fine wearing that spandex

by bill April 22, 2005

Spandex space

Noun - the mysterious place where Heero keeps his gun. And, presumably, all of his belongings. Can hold an infinite amount of objects, located in one's spandex shorts. Brings whole new meaning to the phrase "it defies conventional measurement". See also hammerspace

Spandex space can hide a multitude of sins . . .

by Kuma February 26, 2004

spandex boy

Another masked superhero affiliated with JXK. His signature costume is a pink leotard and green tights, coupled with a white mask over his eyes. Spandex Boy fights crime on the streets of the TNT with the aid of his trusty weapon, the Ass-Lasso™.

Oh my god, it's Spandex Boy! Get a camera! Get his autograph! Get a load of that spandex!

by Killboy November 26, 2003