monkey spanking

I was lying there spanking my monkey while I watched a porn video
by AntUK January 23, 2003
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monkey spank

A phrase that means sperm, male reproductive cells, jizz.
I hate having monkey spank all over my keyboard after I watch porn.
by mfmc April 06, 2010
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spank your monkey

Did he watch you spank your monkey.
by Capn A Hole October 16, 2007
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monkey spank

jeff's doin the monkey spank in the bathroom
by cupcarz June 10, 2005
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monkey spank

A derogatory remark, usually directed toward a male.
"Greg is such a monkey spank."
by x January 22, 2003
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Monkey-spank

A punishment administered to boys in British Secondary schools (now uncommon since corporal punishment outlawed in 1988) whereby the miscreant is called to the front of the class. There he is placed supine across the teachers knee, his trousers and knickers are pulled down below the calves and his buttocks are slapped as hard as possible with the open hand between 6-8 times. The recipient is then rolled over and receives a violent punch to the bell-end or scrotum with the clenched fist.
Usually carried out to re-inforce principles/basics when teaching quadratic algerbra.
Word, blud - you check Snoopi put glass n sheeat in Mr Campbell's tea?
Yea, dog! An got his batty messup widda Monkey-Spank! (said by a white kid)
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Monkey Spank

A man who enjoys masturbating to the mating calls of animals.
by Marc April 03, 2005
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