spanking

The act of repeatly slapping that booty with one's open hand. Appropriately given by pulling someone ear toward you, sitting down, and guiding them over your knees so that their crotch area is directly on your lap and their ass is slightly lifted and exposed right above your lap. A proper spanking begins with the person clothed, preferably in very tight jeans or short shorts, and begins with several slaps to the buttocks. A spanking requires several intermissions of rubbing and squeezing the butt cheeks and perhaps gently rubbing sensitive areas in more hidden in between the legs. By the time a spanking is over, all clothing should have been removed, and the butt should be fairly red, very hot, and very stingy from all the slaps. However, no bruises or marks should ever appear. Both men and women, young and old, require spankings. Most do not admit it.

I asked you to bring a Dr. Pepper, not a Coke; YOU'RE GONNA GET A SPANKING!!!

by solrac January 3, 2004

spanking the monkey

masturbating

"I wanna spank the monkey"

by C-dawgg January 19, 2003

national spanking day

February 1, the day when girls give their boyfriend a hard spanking until their ass is red and they're begging for mercy. A way that women show the guys who's boss.

My girlfriend gave me a paddling on national spanking day until I was screaming and crying like a baby. She sure showed me who the boss is

by JuicyGirl12 May 26, 2018

spangin'

V. The act of panhandling. An almagamation of 'spare changing'.

Disillusioned with minimum-wage employment, the kids decided they could profit more from spangin'.

by apathyisjustalright April 18, 2008

Swanging

When your swerving from side to side in your car. Mainly done in Screwstone, Texas or for those who don't know what that means, Houston.

That cop pulled me ova cuz he thought i was drunk but i was just swanging.

by 9pimp2 April 15, 2008

spanking list

A method of informing a person, especially a young person, that his/her behavior is violating a social norm.

"Sean keeps pulling my hair. He should be put on the spanking list."

by stauffenator October 4, 2009

sponging poons

Bodyboarders who can not get a female mate. They find their pleasure in spooning other male spongers. They also like to take pictures of themselves and say they just landed a trick, but saying the camera was too slow to get it, hence, the added word poon

Dustin and Brandon are sponging poons, after an exhausting day of kicking their fins and bitching about girls beating them, they go home to undress and spoon in the bed, often watching Queer Eye For The Straight Guy.

by Ashley June 5, 2004