spandangled

the feeling of being very hammered and your mind being ridiculously frazzled

my god! I'm spandangled....

by Bax Marvelous October 29, 2007

shandling

noun.
The combination/shortening of the phrase "shipping and handling"

I can't believe the shandling on this product was $8.53!

by deathmuffin December 7, 2006

Shadlings

A term to call close friends made at Shad Valley.

Shadlings = a combination of Shads + darling .

I miss my shadlings.

by ScootieZ October 13, 2007

spanking the monkey

Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.

I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.

by David October 27, 2003

crack spackling

The process of whipping out the worm before ejaculation and finishing the job in the crack of the person you are fornicating with in the doggy-style position.

I finished Suzie off with a bit of crack spackling

by Blackshirtogre July 14, 2006

David Spading

When you only need to wipe twice after pooping.

When times are tough you should try to David Spading in order to save toilet paper.

by Cyrus Peppercorn October 19, 2020

sanding

when you're getting really kinky and for some reason decide to put sand in your foreskin

Man at sex rehab: I had a very dangerous addiction to sanding, i almost died

by guy who discovered sanding November 3, 2017