Ass-Spackle

The mixture of sweat and shit on a persons ass, usually seen after exercising, marked by its disturbing texture, and horrendous spell. Also known as Ass Cheese.

Man Phils shorts are covered with Ass Spackle.

by Anonymous December 3, 2002

Mexican Sparkler

The act of a man climaxing on his back with his penis pointing straight in the air so that his ejaculate looks like a Cinco de Mayo fireworks display

All John wanted for Christmas was a Mexican Sparkler.

by Irish Jack December 27, 2014

spackle pops

Defecating in a state of diarrhea creating spherical, random-sized pieces of excrement.

1. Keith had an embarrising case of the spackle pops.
2. "You'd better cook that chicken a little longer or you'll be having spackle pops after supper."
3. "Matt!", his mother exclaimed. "We don't eat the spackle pops!"
4. After waiting ten minutes for the bathroom to become available, Brandon thought to himself. "Man. Must be a bad case of the spackle pops."

by Brando November 17, 2004

Spackle Cheese

Another word to describe that nutritious food product known as processed cheese food. For example, velveta, easy cheese, nacho cheese, etc.

Run out of spackle to fill those nasty nail holes in your wall? Grab your putty knife and a can of easy cheese, and viola, hole filled and hard within an hour.

"Do we have any cheddar left." "No, but there's some spackle cheese in the cupboard."

by asswip'e October 19, 2007

spackledorfed

to be swindled, or "done wrong"

I've been spackledorfed!

by derpfish September 27, 2010

Birthday Spackle

Covers all the holes you missed. Often related to a HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY CARD!!!

Me: OMG Its a happy Belated birthday card!
you: Yes it is!
Me It's like Birthday Spackle!!
You: Yea it covers all the holes you missed!!!!

by TheCullenAddictionAdmin April 22, 2010

spackle slap

1. Sex related; after engaging in sexual acts with a woman or a man, the man "busts a nut" into his hand and proceeds to wind up and smack the face of his partner. Quite the degrading act, but hysterical to think about / do and later recount to your friends.

1. I wasn't ever going to see her again and I figured this would be my one and only chance, so I spackle slapped that biddie

by BdazzL January 6, 2007