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space monkey

Danny has bananahands and moonboots. Therefore, Danny must be a space monkey.
"Oh man, Danny is such a space monkey."
by vo March 15, 2005
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Space Monkey

One who has adorned themselves in clothing and/or accessories to the point where their personal qualities are overshadowed by material items.
Salesperson: How about the baby blue-tinted sunglasses with diamond studs and perhaps this nice fedora.
Customer: Dammmnn, man! I'm not tryin a' look like a space monkey.
by Triverson May 26, 2008
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Some goofy looking kid who never answers back when you're talking to him.

Always in some zone where the air must be thin. Reminds you of that russian space chimp when you look at him.
This place is just full of space monkeys.. They're blowing my zone. Lets bag it and be-gone.
by Dr.Robert June 16, 2005
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Space Monkey

An emo kid that refuses to do anything or pay attention to reality; always has a blank stare on his or her face; everything is in slow motion.

see pterodactyl or porch monkey
Oh man that kid is such a space monkey!

I ran into him and he just stared at me like a complete space monkey.
by Rob Bob May 22, 2008
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A person who has an extremely odd cocktail of personality traits, is extremely dumb, wears crocs on all occasions and has one single comeback for everything, "your mom".
A person who's age cannot be determined just based on his/her knowledge and/or writing skills, unless you meet him/her in person.
1. Joshi is the space monkey of our group.
2. Behold! Here come the space monkey!
by Kthanxbai January 11, 2015
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spank monkey man

a term used by a wife for her husband because he doesn't get enough sex and has to wank a lot instead.
by thistlemuncher May 14, 2011
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Space Monkey

Slur
Racist term for white people. Derived from the theory that white people are not natural to earth combined with the theory of evolution, as put forth by hidden colors 1-4 metaphsicists.
" shut up you pink Space Monkey "
by Pistol 0G March 9, 2020
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