Jt Szymanski

The proud creator of Spider-Man commits tax fraud and owner of the menace of mysterio lego set

Ritchey: you who was that guy that created Spider-Man commits fraud?
G shmetz: I think it was Jt Szymanski

by Deadpool himself May 1, 2020

somana

A girl who struggles to make her close ones happy. A generous and childlike girl when with her friends.
May seem cold on the inside to people who aren't close but deep down she notices and cares.
She is shy, socially awkward but dont underestimate she knows more than she speaks.

Somana ,why dont you talk?

by mana the banana May 22, 2018

Snyman

A name that can only being to life legendary offspring, those who carry the name; Snyman, can only be described as on paar with names like Daniel, Chuck Norris, Chi and even The Great Spirt. Those who have tried to understand the working of the Snyman name, have found themselves in a somewhat vegatated state, as the name is so infinitely complex in its existence.

Did you see there is a Snyman on the invite list.

Really?! That means this party's gonna be lit AF!

by Fluffy69yffulF July 3, 2018

soymanella

Food poisoning acquired from eating contaminated fake meat.

I was puking all night. I bet it was that nasty-ass six-month-old soymanella-infested tofurkey.

by Ian October 6, 2004

Symantec

A prestigious and well-known company that produces software, which serves to protect computers from viruses, trojans, hackers, etc. While their software may be very unresourceful and sluggish, it is thorough in its virus scans and protection.

"The world's most trusted antivirus solution" --Symantec slogan

by Eta January 1, 2005

Seymand

An unknown language that is spoken by crazy bastards.

Your so crazy you talk Seymand and that's some crazy shit.

by Jimmy Choo November 24, 2004

Symanthaa

Symantha is a rather interesting character. Normally will be called sym, sam, sammich, symba, never sammy because she thinks that's a stripper name and she's classy not trashy. Symantha's are sexy as fuck with an amazing badonka donk. She loves her friends more than anything in the world. Can be very shy around new people, but once warmed up to them she's a damn good time. They are usually very pretty with a badas personality. She can be the funniest person you ever meet or the biggest bitch if you piss her off. Cares more about other peoples problems than her own and can sometimes get attached way too easily. Occasionally will be fixing a car seat and get hit in the face by it. She loves to make people laugh and do random shit. Also, can talk a lot because that's just who she is. Learns from situations that she fucked up in, but she checks herself before she wrecks herself. She has an innocent looking face but that's no where close to her. Symantha's tend to have a lot of blonde moments even when her natural hair color is nowhere near that. Her eyes look like the blue in the sky making you want bang her right then and there. Sometimes will say dayum a lot and is naturally attracted to shit heads. Overall, a symantha is one girl to die for is you are able to bring out the true her.

"Damn, would I like a slice of that Symanthaa!"

"Did you ever see Symanthaa? She's one hot piece of booty "

by Sexilicous symba December 16, 2012