Shredder Pecker

Someone who is intensely ugly, with a face that looks like they attempted to peck a shredder - hence their face looks awful. Can be easily shorted to just "Shredder"

Phil: Hey Joe, check out that really ugly chick!
Joe: Fuck me, she's a right shredder pecker!

Joe: Phil you are so gay
Phil: Fuck off you shredder!

by matrixbadger February 16, 2009

Constitution Shredders

Constitution Shredders first gained power during the Bush Administraion. After the "events" of 9/11/01, George W. Bush pushed for more government control to "fight terrorism." Bush's Patriot Act, warrantless wiretapping and censorship marked the beginning of the end of the Bill of Rights. The Right Wing nut jobs' continuous anti-gay and "pro-life" actions are attacks on the "equal protection under the law" provsions of the constitution. Now in 2010 as the anti-immigrant movement grows, John Boehner and other G.O.P. Congressmen and Senators are talking about changing the 14th Ammendment. They want to deny U.S. Citizenship to children born in America if the parents are illeagal immigrants!

The Republican Party is full of Constitution Shredders!
Stop the madeness and save our Constition and maintain our rights!

by Charles_U_Farley August 14, 2010

paper shredder

the place you would rather stick your scrotum than do some thing unpleasant such as: hold your girl friend's purse, make out with your brother, pay your taxes, wiener bump with the guys in the prison shower or blow an elephant with plans to swallow his load.

wife: honey, do you want to watch this dennis quaid movie that i rented?

husband: no thanks, i'd rather t bag a paper shredder.

by kc512 February 20, 2010

shreditation

The act of clearing ones mind through shredding the gnar brah. Sometimes done with headphones or after a fresh Mary Jane head change, you feel me?

I can’t meet your parents today, I have a shreditation session up at Keystone.

by Leroybrownthewizard December 2, 2018

Sereda

Sereda is the sweetest person out there. She is always smiling and doesn't like people being mean. Sereda is a hard-working person. Sereda overthinks everything, so be careful how you treat her. She has the most amazing laugh ever. Once you make her laugh, it's game over.

Sereda is so special. She makes me feel different!

by Alkapone33 November 11, 2019

cock shredder

getting a blow job from a woman who has fucked up teeth and leaves your dick shredded. also, it can leave you peeing like a sprinkler.

Tim: OMG, what happened to ur dick?
Tom: i don't know man, I didn't know what was gonna happen, we just straight up pounded.
Tim: And???
Tom: Well I didn't know she would be a cock shredder, but i should have known....it was LEAH!!

by Shaman Zimbadway April 8, 2010

shred gnar

(v.) - to shred gnar, to bash the white-wave, to thrash the snow, to rock out wicked hard, to ride copious amounts of white pow so hard others are in awe of your steez.

Can be used to describe any action in which you do something awesome to the extreme, however should not be used lightly.

-"Bro did you see Kass over there?"
-"Yeah bro he's been shredding gnar all day in the pipe."

-"Bro I met this girl last night at K-train's place, took her back to my place and we shredded gnar all night."

How not to use:
"Bro I've been just hanging out all day, shredding gnar."
-"What? Bro you can't use it that way."

"Bro did you see me shred gnar on that blue groomer?"
-"Dude check yourself, you can't just throw verbiage around like that."

by Jackson Hall December 30, 2008