by Somesh27288292 March 19, 2019
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The ancient of art of sitting on one's face dates back to the early years of the Ming Dynasty. It is rumored that Buddha himself created the face-sit. However, in recent times, it is most commonly used in the USB. 60% of time, it works every time.
The ancient of art of sitting on one's face dates back to the early years of the Ming Dynasty. It is rumored that Buddha himself created the face-sit. However, in recent times, it is most commonly used in the USB. 60% of time, it works every time.
"Hey, do you know that Vulcz kid?"
"Yeah, guy is handsome af."
"Well, he asked me to SOMF? What should I do?"
"Sit on his face, of course."
"Yeah, guy is handsome af."
"Well, he asked me to SOMF? What should I do?"
"Sit on his face, of course."
by SOMFMasterFlex May 31, 2014
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omg that is somasundaram.
by gaylord daksheesh September 23, 2014
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"I cant play, I have too much homework."
"You've said this for months now when can you fucking play "too much homework"."
"I cant play, I have too much homework."
"You've said this for months now when can you fucking play "too much homework"."
by BurningPeePee September 20, 2020
Get the Chrom o' Somes mug.Unlike the usage of somf as "Sit on My Face." This definition of somf can be used on Twitter as "Some of My Followers."
Jane: Guys, I just started talking to somf in a voice call!
Herald: Don't you mean "oomf"?
Keira: No, she means somf, "some of my followers."
Herald: Don't you mean "oomf"?
Keira: No, she means somf, "some of my followers."
by Junnamod January 18, 2021
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by tae619 September 7, 2015
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