pocket solitaire

n. a euphemism for masturbating, especially when done discreetly in public

Derived from the use of a small electronic handheld version of Solitaire, originally a single-player card game. Similarly, the person is performing a solo act of masturbation with his pocket rocket.

A man is sitting on a bench in a fitness room, staring at the ladies in tight shorts running on the treadmills.

One of the ladies is creeped out and tells a staff member:

"This man is playing pocket solitaire, and he's about to win!"

by idontdodrugsucreep February 10, 2012

competitive solitaire

the game you can play when you go to "heaven"

wilbur: do you want to play competitive solitaire with me tommy?

tommy: you are weird wilbur.

by slinger may i say March 10, 2021

dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

Sock Solitaire

The game of matching socks after doing laundry with the rarely achieved goal of matching.

Unlike a fixed deck of cards, sock solitaire involves the added thrill of overcoming entropy and chaos to have all socks reunited in a single batch of laundry.

by DrTortoise September 9, 2025

Solitaire A-Hole

A Solitaire A-Hole (Ascertain Hole) is experienced when playing electronic Solitaire of which the author or developer intentionally refrains from alerting the player that a logical outcome cannot be established due to the fact the necessary cards are underneath another set of cards that cannot be played without its suit; thus a 'hole' is ascertained. See also: Solitaire and Solitaire Loop.

'That real estate agent was truly a solitaire a-hole; they knew something was missing and zeroed in on it...'

by Dude 3.0 November 3, 2018