Saddle

item used (usually leather) for riding an animal (my girlfriend)

Time to put the saddle on.

by Alexius November 6, 2003

Saddleback Santorum

The fresh mix of lube, blood and fecal matter that is the by-product of nubile Christians engaging in unprotected anal sex to preserve their virginity.

Ward, I found warm Saddleback Santorum all over Wally's bible.

by woogy98407 January 30, 2009

saddle up

V. To get ready (esp. to leave).

Popularized by American "Old Western" films, where horses were the primary means of transportation. When someone saddled up their horse, it was often because they were about to leave.

"Saddle up, friend, we've got a long way to travel."

by Iskar March 29, 2004

saddlebags

Sheesh! I have seen this phrase misused a few times now (even in Roger Mellie's Profanisaurus!). Let me clear things up:
Saddlebags is a word to describe the bulging areas of fat on the upper outer thighs of ladies, in a way that resembles saddle bags being carries on a horse.

The expression was used in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. I can't remember exactly how though. It was something along the lines of:
Melissa Robinson claims she isn't fat. Ace says something along the lines of "yeh, whatever you say, saddlebags!"

by Bill-Car April 17, 2006

Soddened

It means something similar to the traditional term saddened, but the cause of the state is specifically due to a miserable sod passing their misery to the soddened individual by some various means. Most often soddening occurs to those who love the sod or need something from the sod, to those who don't expect their beloved sod would choose to hurt them, and are made sick with the sodness of betrayal and abandonment by the unhappy sod.

The condition may be temporary. Sometimes those who experience it wise up. Other times healing takes place between sod and saddened. Unfortunately, often the soddened make a habit of falling prey to this condition.

This can happen to anybody, lovers, friends, or kids of miserable sods.

Her: What happened to Joelle? She is not herself these days.

Gossip monger: haven't you heard? Bruce just was being Bruce, and he's an unhappy ol sod, but she took it personally, and now she's totally soddened.

Her: Sucks to be her...

Bruce: (who happens to be walking by) Sucks to be me! Nobody cares how I was soddened!

Her: I thought Joelle cared...

by Belch Queen November 26, 2018

saddlebacking

the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities

After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill were saddlebacking all night because she’s saving herself for marriage.

by Finduilas January 28, 2009

Saddle Horn

The act of a man having sex with a transexual or male , while grabbing on to the transexuals or males penis, just like a saddle horn while giving it to him in the ass.

Catcher is lying on his back, and taking it in the can, pitcher is holding catchers hard cock while raming him in the ass.

I went to the Thailand and saddle horned this ladyboy!!

by bob1234 September 23, 2009