socket wrenched

When a passenger sits on a loose tool in your truck, startling them, especially when the tool goes near the victims binghole

Ha, you just got socket wrenched

by Wish I drove a smaller car February 4, 2008

Socket Pocket

when a dick gets a boiling lava hot pocket shoved into his eye causing blindness

Alex: God that guy is so annoying!
Tyler: Why don't you put a hot pocket in the micro for 2 hours and then give him a good case of socket pocket

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

socket seeker

Travelers hovering around power outlets waiting (for an open outlet) to charge their device.

This airport is full of socket seekers. I can't find an outlet anywhere.

by Caffeinated Bacon December 8, 2016

Socket sex

The act of having sex with a person eye socket after their eyeball is removed

You dude did you see Ben having socket sex with Cole???

by john cenathon November 2, 2018

Socket Bar

A universal term for something that can severely fuck you up or kill you.

Don’t fuck with me, i’ve got the socket bar.

by bredward May 19, 2019

Socket punch

The act of punching ones female partner directly in the vagina

After a particularly uninspiring performance by my girlfriend in bed last night, I gave her a good ole socket punch right in the babymaker!

by MikeyG23 September 16, 2020

Socket fetish

When you get sexual attracted to electical sockets.

Oh yeah! I can feel my Socket fetish right now.

I just need to fuck the nearest socket

by Bokorm February 16, 2021