tivo snooze

the act of pausing live tv via TiVo... in order to be woken up when it catches up to live television.
(1st gen TiVo = 30min snooze)

"are you getting up megan? ok, i'm just going to tivo snooze once." zzzzzzzzzzzz.

by zzz zzz zzzzzzzzzzzz September 23, 2011

snoosh

When a cat lightly touches you with its nose as an affectionate gesture. (a cats loving kiss)

My cat gave me a snoosh with its nose.

by Christine Hauser May 17, 2008

snookems

A term of endearment, like honey or sweetheart.

Come over and give me a kiss, snookems.

by Tina R. Collins June 9, 2005

Post Masturbation Snooze

The overwhelming tierdness recieved after a very successful session of masturbation. The snooze is used as a way to relax and restore the body to premasturbation state.

Boots:" dam dude that post masturbation snooze had me out for at least 2 hours. it was amazing and my cock feels great."

by jewjewb October 25, 2007

snooders

The act of pouring liquor into bottom, underside part of a shot glass and snorting it.

Man, I was so messed up, I took 10 vodka snooders. Cleared my clogged up nose though.

by taus7590 June 18, 2009

snookee

the act of sneaking some nookie in the kitchen, living room or other open living areas after the kids have gone to bed

If it were not for snookee when our son was 10, we would not have a daughter a decade younger than him.

by Dirty Butterfly August 22, 2010

snooker surprise

A fumbling guy attempts to mount a woman from behind but alas hits the brown and not the pink,

Dave's a right Magoo, he went to shag Jenny last night but ended up with his dick up her arse. Mind you I think Jenny enjoyed the Snooker Surprise.

by The Course Man November 14, 2013