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Coffee Snooters
Coffee Snooters involve crushing up caffeine pills (available at your local pharmacy) and insufflating (snorting) them in lines like llello. Isn't stronger than just eating caffeine, but hits much quicker. Less nausea too!
Coffee Snooters by Wojo211 September 2, 2005
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Toot the Snooder
Toot the Snooder by worldanew September 5, 2013
Wasabi Snooters
The act of pouring tea onto wasabi. Then you mix it up and divide it into lines. Then with a straw you snort the wasabi to amuse the people around you. May or may not cause the snooter to throw up.
Wasabi Snooters by iwannabeanalcoholic March 8, 2005
Snooder Time
Engaging in a simple task of endless pleasure by placing a large amount of a tabacco product, preferrably snuff, in between your gums and lip for an extended period of time in one sitting.
-"Hey what time is it?" "SNOODER TIME"
-"What are you doing?" "Im just chillin man, taking a snooder."
-"What are you doing?" "Im just chillin man, taking a snooder."
Snooder Time by Jcot86 October 30, 2010
snooder
Joe had this broad backstage and busted a total snooder. It was all in her feathered Jersey-bangs. So hot.
snooder by Dave the Jew June 22, 2004
Snooder
The act of draping ones ball sack across another's nose while they're on their back sleeping or during sex
Snooder by Supertim996 June 24, 2017
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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