snood dick

A hooded dick that is small

Dave has a snood dick! Its embarrassing!

by jackedup May 13, 2008

snood

fuckin gang ass shit, suck my cock or i will eject u from my spaceship

Guy 1: wow that person really lives up to the snoodlife
Guy 2: You bet! He goes so fucking hard

by TARYNGIRL123 December 7, 2020

Snood

When a man separates his testicles and stretches his scrotum over the erect shaft of another mans penis, placing his testicles on either side of said shaft.

Man, I got some good snood last night from Bill. His nuts are huge.

by The Snoodist January 9, 2022

Snood

The skin between the end of the chin and the beginning of the neck. Often significantly noticeable on individuals of the obese variety as it hangs down and jiggles as they move their head. Quite a nauseating sight.

Sheesh Josie! If you flick my snood one more time I’m going to cut your pompadour off!!

by Henri_yames January 22, 2023

snood

snoods are a rare breed they are the dumbest bitches to ever exist but are also the most genius bitches you’ve ever talked to, yes i’m talking about pizza but not only if that for sure hahahahah yeah if ur a snood, damn welcome to the life

Did you see Alexa running across the street naked??

Oh!!! Bro that’s a snood right there!

by TARYNGIRL123 September 15, 2020

Fair snood

A slang alternative to saying “fair enough”.

Theodore: I’ve decided to become a neo nazi
Angus: Fair snood m’dude

by AngiTangi September 3, 2021

Food snood

A know it all foodie. Culinary snob. Wannabe chef probably can't cook so they go out of their way to look down their noses at everybody elses cooking skills.

Terry is such a food snood that he refuses to eat anywhere without at least a four star rating.

by Scarlettknowsall January 21, 2020