When you haven't seen your woman in so long that you bust such a major cum flood all over her that she needs a breathing apparatus.
Also, you should make sure she has a lifejacket as she will probably be swimming in a few months worth of jizz when you bust a nut... At least give the girl a jizz snorkel.
by Raul (comes out at night) May 1, 2009
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by CDuFF105 August 22, 2008
Get the Muff Snorkeling mug.Originates from Son, Norway, where some freedivers constantly posed naked in public upon applying their wet suits. They were commonly known as Snorkelpikkene, which is the plural form of Snorkeldick in Norwegian.
Look at that Snorkeldick getting ready to dive in.
Look at those Snorkeldicks getting ready to dive in.
Look at those Snorkeldicks getting ready to dive in.
by ShortSwing August 12, 2010
Get the Snorkeldick mug.the act of sneaking some nookie in the kitchen, living room or other open living areas after the kids have gone to bed
If it were not for snookee when our son was 10, we would not have a daughter a decade younger than him.
by Dirty Butterfly August 22, 2010
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