smorgasbeard

The condition of walking around with food particles stuck in one's facial hair, especially when not currently eating.

"Dude. wipe your face! Lunch was an hour ago, and you've still got smorgasbeard!"

by gaijincrow February 15, 2010

Smore Smack

Much like the ever popular slore slap, but with a knee to the genitals included

He is such a smore, I think you should smore smack him.

by trace-dawg January 27, 2010

smorgasbortion

Having a lot of abortions.

Carolyn has had a smorgasbortion!

by miss olbermann May 6, 2010

smorgasdog

A smorgasbord for dogs

We had our friends bring their dogs and put out a smorgasdog

by Snoop dog$$$$$ January 18, 2019

Smornge

1. (verb) To smash an orange in, on or around anyone or anything.

2.(verb) The act of smashing an orange.

3.(noun) A word that ryhmes with orange.

The bus-driver would not stop yapping so little Timmy opened his lunch bag and pulled out an orange which he used to smornge her in the face!

by @Console_Harmony March 29, 2020

Anal Smore

When a male or female or tranny has a poop coming out of their anus and a male inserts his penis into the poopy anus while ejaculating. Therefore making an anal smore.

Graham crackers optional.

Bro, I totally anal smored that girl last night.

by MILFHUNTER92 October 19, 2012

VERITABLE SMORGASBORD OF FEMININE PULCHRITUDE

a vast and plentiful array of the fairer sex in one given place. An assemblage of hot-looking chicks at a given locale.

When cruising through the mall today, it was definitely a veritable smorgasbord of feminine pulchritude.

by weave September 7, 2003