smorgasbord 

A smorgasbord is an old Swedish tradition which involves binge drinking, raping, pillaging, and quite climatically a feast of raw baby parts. Generally, all guests of the smorgasbord should be wearing fur loin cloths and have dried blood clots located across various parts of the body. All verbal communication should be kept to an evolutionary minimum and any and all adjectives should be reduced to grunts and bloodied index fingers thrusted in the direction of the baby body part in question. Utensils are strictly prohibited.

Sven - "Olaf, did you check out that smorgasbord the other night?"

Olaf - "Bro, I ate like five babies after I got shithoused and pillaged that impoverished village."

Sven - "Tiiiiight"

smorgasbord by Jhemp September 9, 2009

Smorgasborg 

A good word to replace, " one million times too many"

Billy got hit by a smorgasborg of punches!

Smorgasborg by [GD] CycloneDasher November 1, 2017

smorgasbord 

It's a Swedish tradition of running over the ice in the winter to Denmark, only to get chased back by Danish children with sticks (sometimes sharp) The art of running over the ice to Denmark in the winter has spawned many events, such as the naked Smorgasbord which was held in 2012.

Obama once took part in the Smorgasbord but he was black so they didn't chase him back to Sweden, cause no black people live in Sweden.

''Sven: Hey Victor do you wanna do a Smorgasbord m8?''
''Victor: Sure bruh let's do it, I hope the sticks are spiked this time''

smorgasbord by Victooor June 3, 2016

smorgasbord 

your "crew"

crew

My smorgasbord is sick, yo.

My smorgasbord would take your smorgasbord any day man.

smorgasbord by Yellowsnow March 8, 2004

Smorgasbord 

A word often referred to as "The 'S' Word" is highly offensive to Ship Builders, so much to where it is subject to an official ban in some Shipyards.

"There's a whole smorgasbord of work to be done and you are over here sweeping.."

"Did you just say the S word? Fuck you! You know how I feel about the S word!"

Smorgasbord by RedFlag27 October 11, 2021

smorgasbord 

some random ass word toby fox made in deltarune

Smorgasbord.

smorgasbord by squilt September 15, 2022

smorgasbord 

the goofiest possible way you can refer to a large amount of something or a variety of

Person A: Hey, look over there, they got a smorgasbord of food down at the buffet!
Person B: I swear to god A, you're just making shit up at this point, get out of my car

smorgasbord by adultdriverformerlybabydriver November 19, 2022