Ka-Smite

To beat the fuck out of someone so hard that shit is coming out of their ears.

Rick ka-smited Bill and now hes in a wheelchair.

by Jack Anderson December 23, 2005

The Smite Effect

In any moba game, when playing a character for free or on rotation you seemingly do great getting as many kills as possible. When you buy the character using your own money or the in game currency you seem to go terrible. There is no other explanation for this sudden bad play but the smite effect.

''Man Teemo was on rotation when I played him I went 40 and 0. Dude I bought him and suddenly went 1 and 11. Yeah bro the smite effect at its finest.''

by Chrispwnface January 3, 2014

Parsley Smite

A really gay guy that for some reason won't shut the fuck up

guy1: yo "Tyler is being a real 'Parsley Smite' right now!"
guy2: "I know right? such a Parsley Smite!"

by ParlseyIsQueer87 May 2, 2022

I'd smite that

An expression suggesting you would like to kiss/have sex with the person. Used similarly to 'tap that', but generally used in a comical way (with a quick *suggestive eyebrows* for good measure).

*hot guy walks past*
"Ooh, I'd smite that!" *suggestive eyebrows*

by drawnmusic December 9, 2008

Smite the Kerrek

1) Trogdor smiting Kerrek
2) To beat up a super powerful force

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

Bitch-Smite

To utterly destroy someone, as if you were a divine entity. Synonym for p0wnt or rape (non-literal definition). Usually used to put n00bs out of their misery.

"That's it! Your n00bery ends HERE! *BITCH-SMITES!*"

or

"whatsh tyhe edit buttopjn for????ones!"
"... *Totally Bitch-smites!*

by Ben Hurr June 16, 2005

Smites Worst Player

Logan, Logan is smites worst player from 2021-Present

Great, We have the play with Smites Worst Player again

by Dr. Frank Barney January 27, 2022