smf

super mind fuck

"Dude, when I look a that car, I get a smf"
"Whats that?"
"Super mind fuck}, not like your ordinary mind fuck"

by captainrainbowsocks April 6, 2010

SMF

Special Man Friend
pronounced: smuff

A: Where are you going tonight?
B: The movies with my smf
A: ooooooh ;)

by hahahahithere January 31, 2010

SMF Syndrome

SMF - Scratch Mad Favorites Syndrome. A person who keeps disturbing his favorite person often through text messages, calls etc.

Clara: Peter !! Why do you send irritate me with your texts and repeated missed calls.
Peter: Babe, I am suffering from SMF Syndrome.

by Moulish_Punk March 22, 2014

smf

sensational magnificent fuck

My girl friend knew that I was in a bad need of one so she gave me an smf

by CriostoirHulme August 30, 2005

SMF

Shady Mother Fucker. Pronounced "Sss-Mef"

"I can't believe she said she was broke and she went out a bought the new Louis Vuitton bag that I wanted. She's such a SMF".

by b1eeder June 16, 2009

smf

single mature female

I'm a 49 year old SMF but not a MILF- I never had kids :-)).

by rigidbar May 24, 2010

smf

Sensitive male friend.

I use him when I need to talk to someone about boy troubles. He's my SMF.

by Deedz July 26, 2007