Sneezer Salad 

When you cum so hard into your girlfriends mouth that cum comes out her nose. You must then toss romaine lettuce and Parmesan cheese with the “sneezed out “ cum dressing and serve cold.

Kendall , with her deviated septum, can make the fuck out of a sneezer salad

Sneezer Salad by Trainius M November 22, 2018

Steezer 

A foul, nasty, gross shit.

Marco just dropped a taco bell steezer.

Steezer by wardito June 29, 2008

Sweezer 

Your best friend or your person.

Me and my sweezer just got matching tattoos!

Sweezer by Elvisa Hanson August 26, 2009

rompin smeezeys

bangin hoes on the regular.

I was rompin smeezeys all night long.

rompin smeezeys by James Creedon September 3, 2008

skeezer blah blah 

A whore that is so slutty and used up, she has past the term skeezer long ago. This woman gets pumped by practically every guy she comes in contact with. She really enjoys getting hit with a shot skeet in her face, then the guy will yell "SKEET SKEET MUTHAFUCKA." Often times, she is infected with so many STD's they can jump from her onto innocent bystanders without any sexual contact. The more "blahs" you put on the end of skeezer, the sluttier the girl actually is. For example, "skeezer blah blah"=slut, "skeezer blah blah blah blah blah"=stripper status slut. Skeezer blah blah's make up about 19% of all high school females.

Man that skeezer blah blah can't get enough dick. Look! Now she's hittin' on Father Muerfeld...and Sister Helena! What a skeezer blah blah blah blah!

skeezer blah blah by Platinum Pimp January 20, 2006

skeezers 

Skeezers is some nasty ass hoes who think they really great when they overweight outta shape and really hate they think everyone wants them when they dont unless you drunk or gone off some of that liq or l.i.q and u fuccs with one of them you will wake up and say DAYUM WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THAT NASTY HOE!!!

Yo dogg you gonna hit up that party.
ya.
Well my nigga watch out for them sick ass skeezers holla at a playa

skeezers by hewey May 31, 2004

Lil Steezers 

A steezy way of refering to Lil Ceasers, the favorite pizza joint of stoners and bums alike.

Bro 1: Hey bro you wanna hit up Lil Steezers?

Bro 2: Fuck yeah bro, 5 dollar Large pizzas are the shit dawg.

Bro 1: Nah fool, its all about that crazy bread homie.

Bro 2: Faggot

Lil Steezers by Young Andro July 14, 2011