Smeagle

To get off one's face, often by using Cannibis.

Parry got Smeagled!

by Dave February 2, 2004

smeagle weed

When your dealer tells you that he has good herbs but when you show up, he has a bag of dirt weed for you

Tyrone: Dude told me that he was on deck with the bomb trees, but when i got there it was the complete opposite.

Delonte: Bro pulled that smeagle weed on ya huh.

by AerosolGuerilla November 30, 2009

dirty smeagle

someone who lurks in the corner, usually by the first name of kayla or lauren. this person typically has no friends, and if they do their name is big al.

wow, kayla is really being dirty smeagle today

by bigalroxsox October 22, 2011

Smeagle

An aids child.

Smeagol is a smeagle.

by WeHateWonderBread December 4, 2020

Smeatledick

small girthy dick

that man has a smeatledick

by thatguyOP123 May 3, 2022

Smeagle

Verb: The action of taking something precious from someone through dubious means of acquisition.

Person 1: Why did Stacy not receive any alimony checks after her divorce? She has two kids and was cheated on!

Person 2: Her husband was a finance bro. He really smeagled Stacy in the divorce mediation process.

by ChildOfDivorce August 31, 2022

SMEALER

Acronym for Short Man syndrome, Evangelising, ALien headed, Exasperating Remtard
A short man with a chip, who likes to pontificate without evidential foundation, who also has an extremely weirdly shaped head. Retarded to the point of reversing evolution, one who shocks the system with his never-ending diatribe and drool-inducing comatic drivel. Think “I Am Sam” meets “Motormouth”.

Fucking hell Gavin, stop being a SMEALER and shut the fuck up.
alternative
That Shia Lebeouf looks like a right SMEALER with his head shaved.

by dwarft0sser February 15, 2024