Clunge-smashing

A game adopted by men, usually when inherrently intoxicated, where the aim is to sleep with (clunge-smash)as many females as they can in one day. The winner is the male who has smashed the most clunge within the space of 24 hours!

The time span can be altered, for example if on holiday, or away at university.

Dan: "Mate, you want to go clunge-smashing tonight?"

Barrington: "I would but i'm already playing..."

by Ragasshoe May 21, 2009

Smashing Pumpkins

An alternative rock band lead by Billy Corgan, (who's voice is very awesome and original, but disliked by many idiots )from the late 80's until their breakup in 2000.

The Jewish teen watched in amazement at the screen, feeling a rush of nostalgia as the Smashing Pumpkins DVD played in front of him.

by devin December 15, 2003

smashing your carrot

Derogatory for Masturbating

hey whats going on are you smashing your carrot I knew i shoulndt have let you look at that nuddie mag

by [e-mail] April 7, 2007

Smashing pumpkins

One of the most influential alternative rock groups of the 90's. They still remain very popular. The group consist of Billy Corgan on Lead vocals and guitar, James Iha on guitar, D'arcy Wretzky on bass and jimmy chamberlain on percussion. Smashing Pumpkins have released several CD's some are:
Gish
Siamese Dream
Mellon Collie and the infinite sadness
Adore
Machina: The machines of god.

Smashing Pumpkins split up in 2000
Billy corgan has released a solo album but has said that he has plans to reform The Pumpkins.

"I found that my heart is in the Smashing Pumpkins...For a year now I have walked around with a secret, a secret I chose to keep. But now I want you to be among the first to know that I have made plans to renew and revive The Smashing Pumpkins. I want my band back, and my songs, and my dreams."
A quote from Billy Corgan.

"I'm in, and I'm excited"
Jimmy Chamberlain quotes on the re-union of Smashing Pumpkins

Smashing pumpkins rock. They are original, like no other band I have heard of. I wish I could have seen them live.

They better reform, that way we can see them live once again and relive the glory of smashing pumpkins

by Yolin September 13, 2005

smashing herman

Sitting down on your nutsack really hard.

Man I just smashed herman again.

by Derek October 29, 2003

smashin

to have sex with some one

hey man are you smashin monica

by babybear May 14, 2005

Smashism

Smashism characterizes itself as an antidogmatic dogma, an anti-systemic system, an anti-religious religion, an idea devoid of any idea. Smashism turns art into garbage and vice-vera. Smashism recognizes the power-weilders and it lies to them. Smashism will liberate you from work. Smashism seeks to ignore food as sustinance, but embraces it as a weapon. Smahsism goes into spasms, urinates, throws flour, screams, crawls, knocks tables over. Smashism stabs, kicks, punches, paints, sculpts, fucks. Smashism may or may not become everything it hates. Smashism must run itself into the ground in order to properly be considered Smashism. Smashism accepts mistakes (also called shams or clams) and embraces the manner in which they positively mutate the realities of the past. Smashism assumes that anyone in power must suffer some form of humiliation. Smashism publically denies any involvement in illegal activities. Smashism would like to run all music through an effect. Smashism is more honey and less money. Smashism is more feeling and less thinking. Smashism seeks to make all that is ugly, beautiful (or at least interesting). Smashism seeks to replace the family unit with heaps of dirty laundry. Smashism must destroy all tourist centres. Smashism accepts that "noise" is the infintessimal scales between the notes. Smashism realizes that bodily functions can be effectively used as insults. Smashism must always tear itself down in order to prove it is for real. Nothing is so extreme that it cannot be instantly realized through Smashism. Smashism will eventually destroy all art as commodity. Smashism seeks to undo all societal training. Smashism doesn't attempt to learn foriegn languages, it instead creates new words. Smashism likes that "smash hit" sounds like "smash it". Smashism seeks to invent absurd new fetishes. Smashism wants to destroy the tired old concept of procreation. Smashism likes the way sweat smells. Smashism must dress to annoy the populace until the populace follows in its footsteps... then it must go nude. Smashism accepts all forms of music, but cannot play any of them. Smashism was dead on arrival.

Guy: The KLF deleted their entire back catalogue of Number 1 hits in response to the music industry's attempt to co-opt them by giving them awards.
Chick: That's totally smashism!

by exlex December 26, 2008