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Slurpee

A frozen drink sold at 7-eleven in many different flavors. Dispensed by machines that are broken most of the time.
Would you be wanting a slurpee with that?
by PiE! March 18, 2003
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Slypack

West-Irish slang for 'Guinness Shite'- the black/green greasy monstrosity that exits the body after a night out drinkin' Guinness. Usually accompanied by an unholy smell that fills the entire room, leaving all others in the vicinity shouting or roaring, generally expressing extreme disgust and anger.
An accompaniment to the Slypack is a Packsly; this is a Guinness fart, which is oftentimes just as greasy as the Slypack itself and a whole lot more Pungent, akin to a a dead skunk crossed with... stale Guinness.

The Slypack is generally enjoyable to the creator, and for obvious reasons not so enjoyable to those who encounter it; therefore some view the Slypack as a practical joke under certain circumstances, i.e. when there's only one toilet in the house and, deviously, a Slypack blocks the pipe, not only disallowing other Slypacks to be made but also filling the house with it's own horrid odor.
"Christ almighty fellas, I'm after making the most unholy Slypack inside in the toilet,"

"Ah for fuck's sake, he's after making a Slypack again. That's the fifth time this morning,"

"I was up all night with a mad bout of the Packsly fellas- i thought it was the baked beans but then i remembered the feckin' Guinness,"
by Ryan Lavin April 27, 2008
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Slurpee Day

The date 07-11-(insert any year here). This is the day that the amazing store 7 11 gives away free slurpies!
Fred: Hey where are you at? I've been waiting at the Texaco station for you for an hour!

Tom: Fuck Texaco, it's slurpee day at 7 11!!!!!
by DictionaryRandomSurfer July 9, 2009
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Slurpalurpa

When you slurp something and its just that good.
She took a big phat slurpalurpa of her drink.
by PablosDrugs March 22, 2020
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colorado slurp

A sex act preformed by people in Colorado. When a man places his balls on his partners chin and then makes his partner Colorado slurp his cock Can be compared to sucking cock but better. Colorado slurp should be tried by all.
I’ve never seen anyone Colorado slurp me like that.

That was the best Colorado slurp i’ve ever received.

I’ve never been Colorado slurped better
by negrisnog December 20, 2019
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Slurpee Capital of the World

The city on the planet earth that drinks the most 7-11 slurpees each year. For the past 7 years, 1999-2006, it has been Winnipeg Manitoba Canada, in 2005 we guzzeled a record 400,000 sluprees a month.
Winnipeg is the Slurpee Capital of the World!
Calgary is close behind.
by diseased sheep July 11, 2006
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nebraska slurpee

when you ejaculate in a girl's nose and she snorts your jizz
"Tina nebraska slurpee'd Jim last night behind the Cinnabon. She still has a headache"
by thedestroyer1222 August 24, 2007
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