Sludge Kid

A “Sludge Kid” is a term generally used to describe a fairly indecent human being, typically being male. Factors typically include a guppy face with a stern fat-to-muscle radium of 64%. Sharing many similarities with the infamous boo-boo kid, sludge kids have a lethal toxicity, a result from all of the sunnyd they ingest. Studies suggest that there are approximately 2.5 billion sludge kids today, and rising with a staggering rate.

sludge kid wake up; you’re up to bat!

by JuciGmon July 5, 2019

Sludge Knock

To catapult one's anus (i.e. the sludge factory) with a giant wang ... of sorts. When done correctly, all the sludge should be knocked out.

Father Big Boy, please don't sludge knock our wife.

by Robert Pepper FARTS November 27, 2010

rave sludge

n. The combination of sweat, dirt, and other bodily fluids that coats everyone and everything at a rave

I was covered in so much rave sludge that I had to throw my clothes in the garbage.

by -syn- March 28, 2007

slurged

when a person/people drink excessively.

"My mate got well slurged yesterday"

by MrTickleTits January 25, 2017

vodka sludge

the result of a night on the vodka. a painful anal leakage.

"i was on my way to class but had to turn back for a vodka sludge."

by Pseudonym78 October 17, 2008

Slurage

Slurage: The act of grammatical laziness causing one to inconsistently add and/or subtract letters from a word creating a sometimes more efficient figure of speech. In the construction of a Slurage one will find the possibilities to be as endless, dangerous, amusing, witty, ugly, random, and will come to realize that the benefits of their Slurage to mankind are not only minimal but are as non-existent as the leprechaun in Alabama.

EX: A worthless potato may choose to mash the words those and were together giving water birth to the new slurage - Twer.

Bruce Springsteen Slurage: "Twer the glory days."

Bryan Adams Summer of '69 Slurage: "Twer the best days of my life."

Hillbilly pip-squeak slurage: "Twer mine!!!"

by Bildog October 12, 2011

Crotch sludge

Crotch sluge is the equivalent to nut butter or wolf grease but in a female. After not showering for a day or two, then performing a task that makes your crotch sweat and get stinky, gooey, and sticky. This happens more often when there is an absences of undergarments. The presence of crotch sludge odor is so bad that it forces the person to shower to rid themselves of the highly offensive smell.

I woke up this morning and had to go outside an clear the three feet of snow we got. It took four hours and I had some serious crotch sludge when I was done. I needed to shower to rid myself of the horrible odor. I couldn't stand it any longer.

by Kimmie krotch queen February 20, 2013