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chocolate slinger

Employees at Godiva or other high end chocolate shops or factories. Chocolate slingers are specifically characterized by their judgmental nature and disapproval of your chocolate purchases.
"She rolled her eyes at me when I asked for banana chocolate truffles! It's not like she's Mrs. Godiva or anything... she's a friggin' chocolate slinger!"
by mimi marquez September 10, 2008
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Two-Finger Slinger

A sexual term used when a man and a woman are having sex. If the man ejaculates inside the woman's vagina without protection, or permission, the women then slides two of her fingers into her own vagina (most likely the pointer and middle finger), dips her fingers into the freshly spewed semen, pulls her fingers out and flicks the sperm onto the man's face with a flicking, or slinging motion, if you will. This action is usually followed by the comment, "I told you to pull out asshole!" or "How does it feel to be a daddy now?"
That dick Fred came in me last night, so I gave him the "Two-Finger Slinger!"
by The Mexipope May 22, 2006
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Slingage

Coined by Zeus of the popular MMA site MiddleEasy, "it's a way to denote that a person has insulted someone by 'slinging' words at them."
Dude, you caught some major slingage!
by Bug Marley October 21, 2010
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Slang Slinga

One who makes words up and posts them on Urban Dictionary (dot) com.
John has no life so he makes up the word slang slinga.
by Mike 2013 April 25, 2010
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Purple headed yogurt slinger

Nick-name for a penis.
She wanted the purple headed yogurt slinger....so she drug her boyfriend to the bedroom for some one on one action!
by Jimmy Callback January 25, 2020
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cum slinger

That Jake is a real cum slinger; he was with Janet on Thursday night, then Nancii on Friday, and now Saturday night he's off humping someone's wife while the husband is working nightshift
by Jake March 5, 2004
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turd-slinger

Someone who has acted in an inappropriate or displeasing manner.
Eric: "No! You dont need another fucking cigarette!"
Scott: "Geez Eric, no need to be such a turd-slinger..."
by Skizla April 28, 2006
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