Shagonize

The act of wanting to have sex with someone so bad you are in agony over it.

Shagonize

I have been shagonizing over that new girl at work for weeks now.

I have been shagonizing over my husband all afternoon, I can't wait until he gets home from work.

by Scam45 April 6, 2009

swagon

A station wagon with a lot of swag

"Dude we just ghost rid the swagon"

by IkeCz September 16, 2012

SLASONK

A term used in Halo 3. "Solo. Legendary. All. Skulls. On. No. Killing."

Basically what you do is play through a campaign level in Legendary, Solo and with all 13 Skulls on. Then you don't shoot or damage a single enemy. Sound easy? Well give it a try.

Guy 1: Dude I just beat the level "Flood Gate" on SLASONK!!

Guy 2: Wtf is that?

Guy 1: Solo. Legendary. All. Skulls. On. No. Killing.

Guy 2: Ohhh....wow dude you are awesome.

by Retro Twist August 9, 2009

slabon

Opposite of a hard on; a slab of flacid cock.

Also used to describe someone with mongoloid-like features, and being an absolute melt in general.

Friend: Look at that kid monging out, why is he dribbling?
Me: Because he's a fucking slabon

by BiG_Ev January 23, 2017

slagnificent

slagnificent (slag nif iss ent) ADJECTIVE. The quality of being amazingly slutty and proud of it. From “slag” and “magnificent.”

A lotta gay guys I know are proud of how slutty they are. They strut around like peacocks because they are so slagnificent. As if it was hard to get some other gay guy to accept a blow job.

by Maxhole June 22, 2009

shagonometry

The combination of "shagging" and "trigonometry". The knowledge of angles that one (usually the man) may use during sex to get the best response from his partner.

Well, she was almost ready to quit trying to have an orgasm, but then I changed the shagonometry on her and she almost jumped right off the bed! She came like a wildcat!

by MAΘ January 19, 2011

Snagon

A creature mixed with a snake head and the body of the dragon.

There are rumors that a Snagon's dead body has been found.
It is said that Snagons were alive when dinosaurs were.

by VermithraxInfo September 18, 2016