skronker

A dirty person, that would make a tramp look clean. A doer of un-sanitary things, a complete scruffy scrounging fucker

"Skronker"
EXAMPLE 1. Gertrude: hey, I've just farted. In a bag, now I'm going to breathe it in and puke on myself for fun.
Boris: you fuckin "SCRONKER"!

EXAMPLE 2. Mary: I need the toilet
Jim: well go then.
Mary: I can't be bothered.
>1hour later with an oozing stink coming from mary<
Mary: I think I need to go to the toilet I shit myself.
Jim: you fuckin "SCRONKER"!

by tattoomanjim January 23, 2011

Skrinkle

A nonsense word for when your brain isn't working, or when you are visually displeased/when your facial muscles visually retract in a disgusted manner. Synonymous with "scrampled" (when your brain is "scrampled eggs", to be scatterbrained).

His face skrinkled up in a disgusted reaction.

Mort: Sorry, I'm really skrinkly right now.

Jack: I totally get it! Take your time.

by Screenie Verse December 9, 2021

spronkle

When you take a piss while sprinkling sprinkles on your ice cream.

Guy: Wow Cindy, I totally started to spronkle when I was at the dairy queen the other day.
Girl: That makes me hot and bothered.

by Matt Hoffman July 25, 2006

spronkle donkey

someone who is a stupid little bitch like your motherfucking teacher u fucking cunt

MR.C is a spronkle donkey

by maurpo February 28, 2017

skrinkles

pinkle skrinkles are things that hang off the end of snooberts cock, smell of cheese and somtimes have inhabitants of small weevil beasties!

gertrude couldnt believe her luck when rupert invited her to tongue his skrinkles!

by Beezer123 May 2, 2006

skrunkle

Verb.
To mess something up, or to wrinkle something.
The act of skrunkling.

Person: Mike you're skrunkling that term calendar!!
Mike: But it's not fitting in my bag. I need to skrunkle it.

by Sararaha August 15, 2015

Skrinkles

Skrinkles are things that hang off the end of an unclean mans cock, smell of cheese and somtimes have inhabitants of small weevil beasties! Kim couldn't believe her luck when Harry undressed, dried skrinkles hanging from his junk.

Bertha couldn't believe it when Snoobert invited her to tongue his skrinkles.

by TheRightStuff9 February 25, 2018