A person who is extremely funny and stupid and weird and displays qualities similar to that of a nonk. Skronkheads are crazy and nonky people who don't really care about anything.
Gerald stop being such a skronkhead and get off those ninkin monkey bars!
An individual with a stripe of white in their hair, this can be intentionally dyed or more frequently the ejaculate from the end of coitus otherwise known as a facial mistakenly launched into the hair.
Note: Can be used to describe the individual or the individual's hair.
Male 1: Did you hit that? (Referencing female)
Male 2: Yeah it was like jizzam! I went to cum all over her face but she moved and I gave her a skunkhead
A verb describing the 1 man 1 jar incident. (In which a man is expanding his asshole with a glass jar and the jar breaks) the sound represents the jar shattering inside the mans body.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.