A person who is extremely funny and stupid and weird and displays qualities similar to that of a nonk. Skronkheads are crazy and nonky people who don't really care about anything.
Gerald stop being such a skronkhead and get off those ninkin monkey bars!
An individual with a stripe of white in their hair, this can be intentionally dyed or more frequently the ejaculate from the end of coitus otherwise known as a facial mistakenly launched into the hair.
Note: Can be used to describe the individual or the individual's hair.
Male 1: Did you hit that? (Referencing female)
Male 2: Yeah it was like jizzam! I went to cum all over her face but she moved and I gave her a skunkhead
A verb describing the 1 man 1 jar incident. (In which a man is expanding his asshole with a glass jar and the jar breaks) the sound represents the jar shattering inside the mansbody.
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.