skewiff

Adjective, describing a thing, person or situation that is broken, in error, messed up, misunderstood.

But some of them seem to understand how badly they are being out-maneuvered and how skewiff their compass is.

by FlatMatt February 26, 2009

slew

Similar to merk, to cut someone down in their prime through the use of either lyrical prowess or a glock

Blud i swear down i will slew you
You will get bun and slew

by jefferyatkins March 7, 2004

skelewu

A Nigerian dance, created and made popular by the artiste Davido. Where you put one hand akimbo and stick the other out then start making different torso and arm movements

Sochima has some mad skelewu skills
Have you seen Davido doing the Skelewu

by chimez_ovoxo November 13, 2013

Skew-biff

Dishevelled, rakish, disorderly, or unkempt. Used of hair, neck ware, or one's general disposition. Opposite of "rectilinear-biff." Origin unknown, but possibly derived from a misunderstanding of "skew-wiff." Usage peculiar to Brasenose College, Oxford.

"My word, Terence, with your tie at that angle, and your obvious bed-head, you're looking unusually skew-biff!"

"Don't worry: I get myself rectilinear in no time."

by Mercurius Oxoniensis June 7, 2009

Shrimp on a skewer

Female dwarf or midget, Having sexual intercorse with a full size male

Shrimp on a skewer Speaks for itself!

by Mathew Colecliffe January 5, 2009

Skew it on the bar-b

1. Short for "Skew it on the barbeque", which means to cook things up or mix things up.
2. A song by OutKast found on the Aquemini Album.

Old Skool playas to Nu Skool fools. Kast keep it jumpin like kangaroos. We'll skew it on the bar-b, we ain't trying to lose. Say I be god damn it they done change the rules.

by OutKast with a K September 8, 2004

skew-whiff

Turned or twisted toward one side. Common usage in the UK.

William Shatner's toupe was less than convincing as it was frequently skew-whiff.

by w00fdawg November 7, 2005