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Skimp Life

Nothing every really works out for you on a day-to-day basis. Things never go well but you roll with it anyway. When you get to the beach, it rains. When you withdraw money from the bank, it's a gamble if you'll get an insufficient funds fee. When you do have five dollars, you have to decide if you want substinance for life (food) or some brews. (You always choose brews.)
"Dude you just got shat on by a bird." -Yea I know, skimp life.

"How many tall boys you gonna buy?" Well I have enough money for one hot pocket or three beers so it looks like I'm drinkin.

"Skiiiiiiimp Liiiiiiife"
by DJ ADDaBOY June 11, 2010
mugGet the Skimp Lifemug.

skimp

Jeffery A skimp,aka skimpins
A fucking gay faggot like skimpins, who is a fucking pussy
by Skimps owner October 28, 2003
mugGet the skimpmug.

skimpy skimp

Something a young girls mom calls her when she buys thongs
my daughter is such a skimpy skimp , do those even count as underwear?
by Skimpyemmama June 23, 2018
mugGet the skimpy skimpmug.

skimp dick

A dick that is skinny and elongated like an earthworm on the sidewalk after it rains.
ex: Yo, that native adam has a serious cass of skimp dick
by Clitflicker17 June 13, 2018
mugGet the skimp dickmug.

Skimp Bitch

A bitch rather on the skinny or small side, affective most on female, but male also.
Look at that skimpy bitch walking about like shes the shit.
by Andy October 4, 2004
mugGet the Skimp Bitchmug.

Skimp trampy

A large girl stuffed into revealing clothing that's one size too small and more often than not smells like fish. Said girl also thinks she looks good, meanwhile drawing less attention than Khloe Kardashian.
This bitch walked into the club dressed all skimp trampy.
by yeahI'machick January 16, 2013
mugGet the Skimp trampymug.

hella skimp bro

It is like when something is not even therefore skimp then hella skimp is when the person who is getting the short end of the stick whines about it and in turn gets skimped even more or something taken from them prompting him to say awwwww now your going hella skimp bro and skimp sounds like skiiiimp, usally that is followed up by a nice backhand slap and a pocket check
your mom working the corner in sht town now thats going hella skimp bro you dont even have any ramen in the fridge
by ratrigo January 3, 2011
mugGet the hella skimp bromug.

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