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Skeletor Shuffle

The result of running out of toilet paper while defecating, and having to shuffle across the bathroom with your pant around your ankle, holding one butt cheek so as to not spread and/or sandwich your feces, resulting in dingberries, hemorroids, and other sphincter afflictions.
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When you use the last of the TP, put a new role on. I'm sick of having to do the skeletor shuffle across the hall to get more. Now I have enough dingleberries to make jam out of...dick.
by Scott A. January 2, 2009
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the skeletor

A sex move where the chic is laying on her back with her legs back (like her knees near her armpits) and the guys boning her in a downward motion while balancing on the balls of his feet.
Dude I was fucking the shit out of her. First I hit her with the gut crusher and then I moved right into the skeletor.
by Ian Trizzle March 28, 2008
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SKEETARELLA

The most Beautiful female in the world whos only purpose in the relationship is to cook, clean, and have sex. This is her only purpose in life.
Damn Tyrone, You Gots You A Real SKEETARELLA Doin You Bitch Work.
by The Destroyer0021 April 1, 2008
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Skeletoes

When one's toes resemble that of a skeleton in both length and girth, they are said to have "skeletoes."
Patrick: Will you look at those things? It's like she has hands for feet.
Liz: Oh, leave skeletoes alone.
by Red Radio Wagon September 18, 2009
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Skeletor

A tall, lanky, often skeletal individual who can fall asleep nearly everywhere. Often is confused for being dead, but soon awakens from slumber (on his own time) to the surprise of bystanders. Skeletors also exhibit traits of OCD, usually relating to their personal possessions and others possessions which may intermingle with his/her own.
Bro 1: Sam is such a skeletor, he fell asleep in Nolte Hall yesterday for 6 hours under a restaurant table.

Bro 2: I know right? Skeletors are the lurking type.
by MNUuuuu December 1, 2011
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skeletor

he made me do some coke
"Skeletor, you made me do some coke! Aaah I'm up all night and it's no joke!" -Beastman
by poohter November 22, 2007
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skeletor

A scene in a movie after the credits, originating from the movie Masters of the Universe in which Skeletor is thought to be slain, but makes his life known.
"Yo did you see the skeletor after the credits of Iron Man? Samuel L. Jackson was in it!"
by Samuel M-F'ing Jackson May 11, 2008
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