Dec Sitch

Pronounced (Deece Sitch) A hybrid term of both decent and situation. Used to describe a fortunate turn of events or expressing happiness with how circumstances are playing out.

"He got us both tickets to the concert and then we're gonna go meet those girls afterwards for drinks."

"Ah, that's a dec sitch!"

by Fastball35 December 22, 2009

bad sitch

a bad situation.

person 1: " I really messed up my leg last night:
person 2: " oh boy, thats a bad sitch"

orr
" a sad bitch is a bad sitch, a bad sitch will equal a sad bitch"

by COOKIEMONSTERBRAINS January 20, 2009

unstich the sitch

To ruin an event or occasion. Derived from "sitch" which is slang for situation.

We were flying kites at the park when a sudden rainstorm unstiched our sitch.

by Pajamaman July 22, 2003

A danny sitch

A three way which involves a man, a woman, and a tranny

Hey man, my buddy was in a danny sitch when his girlfriend brought a tranny to the bedroom

by Yogi bear January 14, 2018

What's the sitch bitch?

1. Friends say this to eachother when they are wondering if they have any new news to share.

2. Another, funnier, way of saying "what's up?", or " what's new?".

3. what to say to someone if you can't think of anything else fast enough.

"Hey gurl?"
"Oh hey. So what's the sitch bitch?"
"Nothing much.."

by Margaritaville1025 January 16, 2012

Flat tire Sitch

When a chick finally gets dick but he only lasts 30 seconds

Eric finally put out but it was a flat tire Sitch.

by Alaskagirl May 23, 2015

Totes Awk Sitch

Totally Awkard Situation.

First penned by Melbourne's Lazy. Too lazy to say the extended version. Also implented by cycling group MGCK.

Ellen- OMG i can't believe we just ran in to your ex. and his new gf.

Zoe- I knooooow.

Joely and Char- waah Totes awk sitch!

by Joelywh May 14, 2007