Siri

When you thought Apple couldn't ruin anything else, they made Siri. The most broken non-usable voice assistant of all time. Hell will be Siri just endlessly talking about random things. She gets 95% of the things you ask her wrong. If Siri was real I would put her through a meat grinder. In the mean time I will just throw the phone in one.

You: Siri help! I've been shot!

Siri: Okay calling Taco Bell.

You: Siri wheres the nearest condom shop? I am going to get laid tonight.

Siri: Okay calling CVS. (Really calling mom.)

You: *Fart* (butt dail)

Siri: Calling your girlfriends mom.

by 3Sense February 13, 2015

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Siri

To take credit for other peoples knowledge. Typically this is done at work to impress other colleagues. To pretend to know something you know nothing about.

That idiot gets credit for everything. She's always pullin a Siri too!

by roger pedactor August 14, 2006

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Adorable nickname for Sirius Black aka Padfoot, of the Marauders.

Siri looks so adorable in filthy robes, doesn't he?

by Padfoot's Stalker September 22, 2003

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