siri

a bitch ass phone that doesn't do what is programmed to do

hey siri say hello to alexa
siri:…
alexa:…

me; screaming: HEY SIRI SAY HELLO TO ALEXA

siri: adding alexa to your cart
alexa: ?
me: throaws the phone into the firepit lights the fire then throws it out the window
alexa: playing senrorita

by hatman definitions May 31, 2021

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Really nice and smart. Great Person

You are so nice Siri!

by SmartDuder69 January 31, 2018

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A robot that has no purpose in our phones and iPads because she mostly say “Who me?”

Me :”What is the meaning of life?”

Siri :Chocolate

by Fitbit0618 May 27, 2018

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The most useless f*cking personal assistant ever!

Person- "How to perform CPR on a dog?"
Siri- "I'm sorry, there are no restrooms in your area."

by The Not So Genius December 7, 2017

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When you thought Apple couldn't ruin anything else, they made Siri. The most broken non-usable voice assistant of all time. Hell will be Siri just endlessly talking about random things. She gets 95% of the things you ask her wrong. If Siri was real I would put her through a meat grinder. In the mean time I will just throw the phone in one.

You: Siri help! I've been shot!

Siri: Okay calling Taco Bell.

You: Siri wheres the nearest condom shop? I am going to get laid tonight.

Siri: Okay calling CVS. (Really calling mom.)

You: *Fart* (butt dail)

Siri: Calling your girlfriends mom.

by 3Sense February 13, 2015

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To take credit for other peoples knowledge. Typically this is done at work to impress other colleagues. To pretend to know something you know nothing about.

That idiot gets credit for everything. She's always pullin a Siri too!

by roger pedactor August 14, 2006

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