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Siri

Siri is a personal assistant that will answer just about anything— developed by Apple Inc.

you could ask so many things, like...
*Where's the next McDonald's?
*What movies are on tonight?
*How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

I talk to Siri a lot just to see what she says. I sometimes wonder if there's someone behind a screen responding to everything I say.
Me- "Siri, are you a virgin?"

Siri- "I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't answer that."

Me- "I knew it! You slut!"

Siri- "Language!"

Me- "Uh... hello, welcome to the twenty-first century, Siri."
by Zoelly9000 September 28, 2014
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Siri

Siri is a built-in "intelligent assistant" that enables users of Apple iPhone 4S and later and newer iPad and iPod Touch devices to speak natural language voice commands in order to operate the mobile device and its apps.*Note that intelligent is in brackets.
by dontyoudare December 25, 2015
mugGet the Sirimug.

Siri

If not the personal assistant in your iPhone, a chick with a strangely long upper body.
- Who is that girl with the long torso?
- That’s Siri.
by swedishbitch April 13, 2022
mugGet the Sirimug.

siris

A named for a dog who is way to spoiled and treat better than most humans. Also cute and adorable but still annoying.
My dog Siris love eating fresh ice from the freezer.
by Yyakeec May 15, 2018
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Siri

A annoying iPhone helper but kinda funny mostly not sometimes helpful but mostly not Siri is someone who is old and needs a hearing aid
Girl:hey Siri call Martha
Siri:sorry I don't understand "clock mark the"
Girl:stupid phone
by Unlesshuman#78 June 1, 2017
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Siri

by SmartDuder69 January 31, 2018
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Siri

A robot that has no purpose in our phones and iPads because she mostly say “Who me?”
by Fitbit0618 May 27, 2018
mugGet the Sirimug.

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