Siri

Siri is a personal assistant that will answer just about anything— developed by Apple Inc.

you could ask so many things, like...
*Where's the next McDonald's?
*What movies are on tonight?
*How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

I talk to Siri a lot just to see what she says. I sometimes wonder if there's someone behind a screen responding to everything I say.

Me- "Siri, are you a virgin?"

Siri- "I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't answer that."

Me- "I knew it! You slut!"

Siri- "Language!"

Me- "Uh... hello, welcome to the twenty-first century, Siri."

by Zoelly9000 September 29, 2014

Siri

Siri is a built-in "intelligent assistant" that enables users of Apple iPhone 4S and later and newer iPad and iPod Touch devices to speak natural language voice commands in order to operate the mobile device and its apps.*Note that intelligent is in brackets.

"hey siri"

by dontyoudare October 28, 2015

siris

A named for a dog who is way to spoiled and treat better than most humans. Also cute and adorable but still annoying.

My dog Siris love eating fresh ice from the freezer.

by Yyakeec March 26, 2018

Siri

A annoying iPhone helper but kinda funny mostly not sometimes helpful but mostly not Siri is someone who is old and needs a hearing aid

Girl:hey Siri call Martha
Siri:sorry I don't understand "clock mark the"
Girl:stupid phone

by Unlesshuman#78 June 02, 2017

Siri

If not the personal assistant in your iPhone, a chick with a strangely long upper body.

- Who is that girl with the long torso?
- That’s Siri.

by swedishbitch April 13, 2022

Siri

Really nice and smart. Great Person

You are so nice Siri!

by SmartDuder69 January 30, 2018

Siri

A robot that has no purpose in our phones and iPads because she mostly say “Who me?”

Me :”What is the meaning of life?”

Siri :Chocolate

by Fitbit0618 April 15, 2018