siriussexual 

Someone who is head over heels in love with Sirius Black, the sexy, motorbike riding, wizard.

Oh she’s a siriussexual. Have you seen her camera roll?

siriussexual by ojessieh December 29, 2020

SiriusSexual 

When you’re attracted to Sirius Black, even if it’s just a cosplayer, when you see someone cosplay for Sirius black you are also attracted to them, but only when they cosplay as Sirius Black.

Girl 1: I thought you were lesbian? What’s up with the Sirius Black pictures
Girl 2: oh no I’m SiriusSexual!

SiriusSexual by Lmaoimhot December 29, 2020

siriussexual 

someone that is deeply in love with sirius black, also known as padfoot

i have a crush on sirius black, i am siriussexual

siriussexual by siriusblacksimp December 29, 2020

siriussexual 

When your deep in love with sirius black

Someone: whats your type of guy

Me: oh i'm siriussexual

siriussexual by Siriusblack'swifey December 29, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019