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Silicon Dicker

An Urban Dicker is a frequent submitter to the Urban Dictionary. Coined by arguably (ok - VERY arguably) our generation's GREATEST Urban Dicker herself - Emelda Moncelet - who formed a Facebook group of the same name which half-heartedly promises a large novelty penis made of silicon as 1st prize to the most prolific Urban Dicker, though no final competition score-tallying date has every been nominated.

Silicon Dicker is basically an Urban Dicker who submits using their 'construct' (fake Facebook profile), or other alias.
Ivan: "I refuse to give the thumbs up to ANYTHING with 'booka' in the title....bookabullshit."

Ricky: "http://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=Ricky+Foxwell"

Emelda (feeling the huge silicon novelty penis slipping from her grasp): "There's no shame when you're a Silicon Dicker "
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 February 17, 2009
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silicone caulking

A titty fuck finishing on fake boobs.
Candy doesn't like me playing with her boobs since she got a boob job. But, she always enjoys a good silicone caulking.
by L&AW March 31, 2009
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Silicosis

The osu!mania player that is so good, so damn ET, he is best friends, with Etienne and looks like a Frisbee
jkzu123: Silicosis so ET he look like a frisbee, he can SS Black Stick Rot DT!
Silicosis: Not ET
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silicon valley

south bay where there are a lot of high tech companies
Wow u work in Silicon Valley. U must be one rich programmer
by God October 28, 2003
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silicone pickle

1. A rubber dildo, only functional for pleasing non-discriminating, pathetic women who have enough with a cold, "flexible" item. 2. A person who is pathetic, without self-esteem, or too soft. 3. A dickhead, loser or prick.

First used on the screenplay/future movie "Turn (Marked contrast)", by Frank Vidal.
Joe: "Henry wants to ask you out, but he doesn't have the courage."
Steph: "Well, he better not get it, 'cause I'm not into silicone pickles."
by drfvidal June 11, 2006
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silicon valley

Pamela anderson's cleavage.
this is actually an old stupid joke
by Gunkglumb May 24, 2005
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gems wellington silicon oasis

its a school with a bunch of snakes and fake bitches where everyone vapes and drinks and are backstabbing, the boys aren’t hot and neither are most of the girls. the school is absolute shit and ya’ll should refrain from joining :))
look at what shes doing she’s such a dumbass must be from gems wellington silicon oasis
by fuck this shit im out December 7, 2019
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