Shizzlefarts 

Shizzlefarts is the word you use when you want to say “shit.” but you are in front of a teacher.

“aw shizzlefarts! i stubbed my toe!” said caroline to anya as the teacher walked by.

Shizzlefarts by I am an onion :) June 27, 2019

shizzle ma nizzle 

it means for sure my nigger.
Invented by prisoners who add "izzle" to everything when they are talking on the prison phone so anyone listening wont know what they are actually talking about.

Go to wizzle 51 stizzle and the gizzles will be there.
Ok for shizzle ma nizzle

Go to west 51st street and the guns will be there.
ok for sure my nigger.

shizzle ma nizzle by mikehunt8710 January 9, 2006

fo shizzle my wizzle 

of course my caucasion friend

fo shizzle my wizzle!!1

fo shizzle my wizzle by llama lovin sue May 27, 2004

Shizzle Grizzle 

A meaty, all encompassing, time-killing bowel movement. Usually so large that it fills the toilet bowl. Afterwards it feels like you cleaned out the deepest recesses of your colon and intestines and the bathroom has the stench of dead cross eyed clowns.

"Yo bro, gotta watch the show let me know!......Oh MAN! I gotta take a shizzle grizzle bro."

Tammy: "Tim usually prefers the finest postmodern toaster ovens. So, I was trying to choose between eggshell mauve and peagreen pastel when all the sudden I felt a shizzle grizzle brewing in my bottom. Oh dear."

Spoo: "What're you doing in there?"
Steve: "Taking a MONSTER shizzle grizzle!"

Shizzle Grizzle by Steve Long March 6, 2008

fo' shizzle my jizzle

Can be used by anyone to express consent to a jew.

Jew: "Holy Hanukkah!! I forgot my yarmulke! Yo Lethal, May i please borrow one of your coffee filters?"

Lethal: "fo' shizzle my jizzle"

fo' shizzle my jizzle by Automatah April 6, 2003

shizzle my dizzle 

A coolio way of saying something/anything without actually saying it; as in:
1. (Whyo'nt ya) suck on MY dick?*
2. Serve me my dinner, (woman).
3. Shut my door, (bro).
4. (Please don't) shoot m'dog, (officer)!
5. smoke my dope
6. spill my drink
This tends toward ambiguity humorously and much depends on context.

*Def. (1) is oddly reminiscent of pirate-speak:
"Aarrh. Shiver me timber(s), matey."

Feel free to mix and match:
1. "Yo, shizzle on my dizzle, (bizzle)?"*
2. "Shizzle me my dizzle, wizzle."
3. "Shizzle my dizzle, brizzle."
4. "Please don't shizzle m' dizzle. officer!"
5. "Let's shizzle My dizzle -- it's the chronic."
6. "I need a towel. My menu's soaked from you shizzlin' my dizzle."

shizzle my dizzle by BengoCholomongo August 30, 2006

off the shizzle 

Too cool. Off the cool scale.

"WHOA! that's so off the shizzle!"

off the shizzle by ktay n fearon June 20, 2006